The second amendment to the US Constitution begins:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,...
This portion of the amendment seems always to be forgotten when the Learned Justices consider gun control laws - even the watered-down pap that gets passed by the NRA-fearing politicians in Washington and all the state capitols and municipal governments. The only portion of the amendment that seems to arise in court cases brought by NRA minions is the last half:
...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I propose an action that could probably pass muster in the courts, one that could probably be done by the President without congressional approval, and one that would certainly bring armed America under control.
Consider what could be if the US Department of Defense and Worldwide Domination, which currently has four branches (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps) added a fifth branch: Militia, and populated it with every firearms-owning individual in the country, along with their beloved firearms, through the Selective Service System (also called the Draft).
The Militia would certainly be well-regulated, as are the other branches. And its firearms security and control measures seem to be adequate: We rarely hear of an active-duty Marine emptying his H&K MP5 submachine gun into an elementary school classroom or an Air Force F-18 pilot strafing a shopping mall (at least not in the US of A!).
Of course the new draftees would require basic and refresher training, and would be subject to military law, and would also be available and subject to deployment to areas of the world in need of cannon fodder and firepower.
This idea has mind-boggling potential to solve the gun control issue and to dramatically increase our presence of force beyond the paltry 169 nations of the world in which we have a permanent military presence. It would also get the crazies off the streets and onto reservations, say, one in the Louisiana swamps, another in Death Valley, California, and one more on one of the outlying Aleutian Islands of Alaska. Think of the possibilities!
Write your congresscritters today and tell them to get behind this revolutionary transformation of American Society!
Once again, repeating its unblemished record of performance, our great nation excels in one aspect of healthcare: its cost. We spend over 50% more per capita on healthcare than the next most expensive "advanced" nation on earth.
And once again, the United States is dead last public health in comparison with these same countries.
This enviable record is brought to you by the combined efforts of
- President Obama ("Single-payer healthcare is off the table."),
- The Supreme Court for holding that corporations including lobbying blocs, PACs, et al. have the same free speech rights as individuals,
- Congress, for its craven addiction to
bribescampaign donations and its fatuous claim that bribescampaign donations have no influence on its legislative agenda,
- The PACS, insurers, big PHaRMA and other healthcare providers and electronic clearing houses that profit from the status quo, and
- You who keep drinking the big-money Kool-Aid that spews from your TV night after night and makes you think the one percent's party line is sane and rational.
Yep, proud to be a Murkun.
I am strongly in favor of net neutrality, and have signed a petition here
to reclassify internet service providers as "common carriers" so they can be forced to treat all internet traffic equally. We don't need Comcast and Time Warner (or their merged devil spawn) giving poor service to some content providers (like the niche sites we all know and love) in favor of the large, rich providers who pay for the fast lane to your house and eyes. I urge you to sign this petition an pass it along to your friends.
Controlling both houses of the legislature and the governorship, the new overlords are systematically dismantling everything they see as progressive. The new signs greeting you as you drive into the state tell it like it is:
Tragic, yes. But in keeping with the spirit of Pat Robertson's notorious comments about hurricane Katrina's devastation of New Orleans:
"...September 11 and the disaster in New Orleans "could... be connected in some way".
"...[it] was God's punishment in response to America's abortion policy.
maybe the tornadoes in Oklahoma are trying to tell Sen. Imhofe (R-OK) something about global climate change.